Of all the juke joints in all the world how’d we end up in Playa?

Daddio
Conversation kinda went like this…’I wanna take Spanish lessons!’ B makes a bold declaration to her Dad in Niagara Falls. She’s calling from Calgary, one of their ritual ‘Hey how ya doing?’ weekly phone calls.
‘Why?’ he asks.
‘Well it is has always been in Paul’s retirement plan to move to Mexico and since we have both vacationed there for a number of years, it just seems like a smart thing to do.’
‘I’d move there in a heartbeat,’ he spits out.
‘You would?’ B is shocked at her Dad’s even bolder statement. (Especially considering he has never even been to Mexico.) ‘Don’t you think maybe you should at least visit first and see what you think Dad?’ Hence a vacation is born.

B & P at the Royal Real in Playa
So there we are my parents, my dear friend (my driving to Mexico in my Jeep partner) Szuzu-a–BooSzu-a-(wait for it)….Bear, and me. We have perfected our nicknames over the years. And for the record she is definitely an excellent driver, definitely and not a coincidence I chose her as my driving partner. I only colour my hair blonde.
Anyhooo, we’re having a great time at the Gran Porto Real and then that nasty, cranky Wilma decides to come and join us there for 4 days. So we’re in the bomb shelter at the Royal Porto Real with 600 other people. But we’ve got our bottle of vodka from our room and they have V-8. Now in hard times we call that a Caesar. Life is OK. We have power from their generator and find the staff showers in the basement. They even set up an exercise program for us. It’s called pick up the squeegee and help us get this water off the floor and into the bathroom floor drain. Helps work the kinks out of your back from “sleeping” on the cozy marble floor. Slowest moving hurricane on record and it sat over Cozumel for 4 days. If I knew I would have brought in another

My 2 Favourite Guys!
bottle from the room. But at that point I was a hurricane rookster. Live and learn.
When we get out the banks are closed for a week with no cash left in the instabanks, no electricity yet in town, windows blown in, pools full of sand and I mean full completely displacing all water, injured & dead animals up & down the beach, new 3 foot deep streams of water pouring in from downtown back in the ocean, coconut trees strewn everywhere, streets missing as in no interlocking bricks left, general chaos. Like nothing I had ever seen in my innocent little Canadian life.
To top it off my Dad is ill. And he is passing ill now and getting worse. He is so weak he can hardly walk. Water is pouring out of him from the wrong end. No pesos left as we tipped the last all out to the poor hardworking staff in the shelter, no electricity available to use Visa, no money in instabanks. We are all getting increasingly worried about Dad.
To be continued…..