Playa Swine Flu Update! A Must Read.

A good friend of mine from Calgary just e-mailed and asked how I was coping with the swine flu. Being the sweet and caring person that he is he also offered me some very timely and informative ground breaking news on the subject. I just had to share this with you as I was completely unaware and thought perhaps you may be, as well.

Evidently, one of the symptoms of swine flu is an uncontrollable urge to have sex in the mud. Well, and haven’t we seen a lot of that lately here in Playa. This really explains a lot. If I was you I’d book a trip here right now to witness this once in a lifetime phenomenon. Mamitas in the mud. You have to see it with your own eyes to believe it…it is truly freakishly exciting. Strangely, we have also received several reports now of many people purposely trying to catch the virus. Mexican officials fear that this new crazed “mud sex” will reach pandemic proportions.

It Was This Kid!

More importantly, we have also been informed that the Mexican scientists have finally pinpointed the source.

Yes it is true, Mexican scientists have finally pinpointed the source. Evidently, the child’s parents were preoccupied having sex in the mud and were unaware of their child’s whereabouts. Strangely this was even before they had caught the virus from their little pig licker.

Only goes to reinforce the old adage that fact can be stranger than fiction.

Have yourselves a great day!